An Experiment That Has Gone Rapidly Downhill

gentlemanotter: psychopomp-sentinel: twerkdatstrider: neairaal...

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 17:56:30 -0500

psychopomp-sentinel:

twerkdatstrider:

neairaalenko:

ahtist:

princessickness:

karenamadof:

&ILOVEYOUTOO<3

SPREAD THE DAMN WORD

THAT WAS COOL

My hands are too small to do this effectively.

I wish I wasn’t iPod

You only need to hold one alt key and the mobile app does the same thing, just hold down on the reblog button

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bonesmakenoise: theweepingtimelord: Lembas Bread (Lord of the...

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 20:57:20 -0500

bonesmakenoise:

theweepingtimelord:

Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)

Ingredients:

2 ½ cups of flour
1 tablespoon of baking powder
¼ teaspoon of salt
½ cup of butter
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
½ teaspoon honey
2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream
½ teaspoon of vanilla

Directions:

Preheat oven to 425F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix with a well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.

Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms.

Roll the dough out about 1/2 in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).

Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.

***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***

as someone who has baked these A LOT

They are REALLY GOOD

and I am reblogging this because I KEEP LOSING MY RECIPE

hatalie: I think Peter Jackson had this moment when writing the...

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 19:07:16 -0500

hatalie:

I think Peter Jackson had this moment when writing the screenplay for the Hobbit where he panicked at the idea that no one would take Dwarf drama seriously when the Dwarfs are usually comic relief, so he decided to shoot every single instant of Thorin as though he were some sort of mystical fusion of Fabio, Aragorn, and the Old Spice Guy.

“Ha!” said Natalie of three days ago. “What a ridiculous ploy that I surely will not fall for!”

“Fuck!” said Natalie of two-and-a-half days ago leaving the movie theater “Where is the nearest location where I can purchase a Thorin body pillow?”

hattedhedgehog: “Axe or sword, what’s your weapon of...

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 18:44:02 -0500

hattedhedgehog:

“Axe or sword, what’s your weapon of choice?”
“Well I do have some skill at conkers, if you must know!”

I couldn’t unsee Thorin as a badger. So this happened.

Finally I do Hobbit fan art…with a hobbit! (Sort of…hobbity hedgehog?).

I know hobbits are supposed to have big feet, but seriously if a hedgehog’s feet are any bigger it won’t be able to walk, so I left Bilbo’s feet small.

I’ve never drawn backgrounds in my marker illustrations before. It’s so much work! I spent more time on the background than the actual characters. Though, truthfully the door was the most fun thing to draw in the whole picture.

lostwiginity: lostwiginity: Did you notice that when it comes...

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 18:39:40 -0500

lostwiginity:

lostwiginity:

Did you notice that when it comes to Nori, Dori and Ori, Ori is the kid, Nori is the dad and Dori is the mom?

Yep. Totally the mom.

majorteenager: WHERE’S ROSS WHEN WE NEED HIM?!

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 18:38:27 -0500

majorteenager:

WHERE’S ROSS WHEN WE NEED HIM?!

Depending on who you place in the same situation, the...

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 18:35:00 -0500

Depending on who you place in the same situation, the characteristics of said incident change kaleidoscopically. In other words, there is one incident. However, there are as many stories explaining it as there are people involved in it.

theraphos: HAMMERS? HAMMERS? FUCK YOU MILK-DRINKER, A REAL NORD...

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 18:29:20 -0500

theraphos:

HAMMERS? HAMMERS? FUCK YOU MILK-DRINKER, A REAL NORD SMITH BEATS BURNING STEEL INTO SUBMISSION USING ONLY HIS FISTS

lokithehedgehog: Shoe.

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 18:27:17 -0500

lokithehedgehog:

Shoe.

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janersm: sexting-inchurch: beautilation: banasmagiccastle: sarcasminc: arigoato: funny...

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 18:03:44 -0500

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

Puns like that could get you in

give it a

Yeah I think the joke might be falling

This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

lookslikescience: Hi, I’m Bridgette Clarkston. I’m a biologist...

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 10:05:27 -0500

lookslikescience:

Hi, I’m Bridgette Clarkston. I’m a biologist who used to study seaweed but now I study people and how they learn. I’ve been lucky enough to discover several brand new species (of seaweed, not people) including a species I named after the filmmaker Tim Burton — Euthora timburtonii. My hobbies include impersonating Lego and dancing badly.

read a fic where Bifur spoke. no.

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 04:02:04 -0500

read a fic where Bifur spoke. no.

alldolleddown: iamsofreakingfetch: And it’s always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or...

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 03:54:14 -0500

alldolleddown:

iamsofreakingfetch:

And it’s always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or the sky. Like come on at least be creative.

His eyes were as blue as the blue liquid used in commercials for Always Pads.

hobbitsismyhomies: …………Can I have this? Please?

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 03:37:02 -0500

hobbitsismyhomies:

…………Can I have this? Please?

DOES HE OFFER US INSULT!?

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 03:26:00 -0500

DOES HE OFFER US INSULT!?

Fellowship of the Ringwraiths (x)

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:00:50 -0500

Fellowship of the Ringwraiths (x)